About this blog

I feel this blog as a reflection of my thoughts to myself , and sometimes as a public diary, and the last she is my best friend to share my thoughts who says never a "oh no! ,you shouldn't....That Disgusts...."

ఒక్క భోజనంలో ఏమేమి చెప్పగలవు?

 ఒకటి కాదు muudu  చెప్తాను .
నువ్వు ఎలా ఆలోచిస్తావో నీ చుట్టూ ఉన్న ప్రపంచాన్ని కుడా అలాగే చూస్తావు..    

DO creatures other than Humans Talk??

Want to test it through my signal processing skills.
1) To find patterns in the sounds made by birds and other insects.
2) To find the distribution of noise in a single persons unique answer to a same question.

I am indifferent from a corrupt government employee

Here in IIT,
    I see everyday , the mess workers , Hostel sanity workers and Security guards .They work nearly 8 hours a day for a mere monthly wage of 5-6k .But I am taking from Indian government without any shame a sum of 16k per month for a lazy unaccounted work.

I paid bribe So I ate a Tit.

Indian Railways coolies have taught  me this lesson,twice.
1) in 2009, on part of journey to Bombay for an interview, I paid Rs 400 in advance to a TTI for a sleeper berth at Secunderabad Junction Railway Station. He skipped me some how but later I was fined Rs 200 again by other TTI's and was sent to General compartment for the unfulfilled retreat. 
2) Very Recently, at New Delhi Railway Station , for a seat reserved by a platform coolie in General compartment , I paid 50 in advance. He made me to rush into that crowd and told me to reach a window seat.
 Heroically I got in; Now I can't see him anywhere and my seat too.(How naughty boy :D)
    Yes, He has done his Duty as a Respectable Indian ,as I did . :P
Moral of the Story: Pay Bribe ,Get your reward ! 
                                     Shortcuts are the most ugliest routes.
                                         Never pay-out before being served.

Flattery is the food of fools

But I look at it as a big Magic-tool.
Coz: we think of ourselves that we are not THE fools.
So this weapon of flattery is always at our quiver to try.

The top three (BAD?) Habits of men

One day , I was eating my father's brain by pouring some ridiculous questions after his habit of smoking.
Here comes an ultimate mouth sticker applied by my father , when I asked this specific doubt
  "Me : నాన్న ! ప్రతి మగాడికి సిగరెట్ లేకపోతే wine లాంటి ఏదో ఒక  అలవాటు  వుంటుంది   ,
            మరి ఈ రెండు అలవాట్లు  లేనివాళ్ళకి ???
   Dad : వాళ్లకి అమ్మాయిలే లోకం రా ! "

P.S : నాకు తలకాయి ఎక్కడ పెట్టాలో అర్థంకాలేదు , ఎందుకంటే నాకు రెండు అలవాట్లు లేవు :P 

How to win a bold man

Just be a Beautiful lady. :D

Have you ever thought about this??

What is your natural instinct when someone comes against you ,in ,straight your path.
either you may bend aside or almost tried to DASH !!.
This simple instinct of yours tells something about your attitude. I hope you got it by now :D 

P.S: Does that mean you are inferior to them ??
        Does that show'p your endurance??
        or you might be blunt !

మతిమరుపు ఒక వరమా??

అది వరమో కాదో ? తెలీదుకానీ ! నేను పిచ్చి పిచ్చిగా దాన్ని దుర్వినియోగం చేస్తున్నా!

నిజం నిప్పు లాంటిది , మరి అబద్దం ! ??

కర్పూరం లాంటిది , ఎక్కువసేపు బయట ఉండలేదు ,కదా !
ఏమంటారు ?
అందుకే అబద్దం కూడా తనకుతానే  ఒక నిజం చెప్తుంది.
     అబద్దం ఎక్కువసేపు ఉండలేదు కదా !
     మరి నిజం అనే నిప్పు ,అబద్దం అనే కర్పూరాన్ని  దహించివేస్తుంది .