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Could not resist sending this........
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up, “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “Awww Mom! I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
“One, all the children hate me.
Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “ OK. You give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
you are FIFTY-TWO years old,
And should understand your responsibilities.
You are the PRINCIPAL of the school!"
Once upon a time ..a small boy named Peter lived in a tiny Moroccan village.
All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy, Peter"...
One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...
The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son out from that school. she even shifted to another city ...
25 years later, that teacher got a cardio disorder and all the doctors advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform..
Left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful ...
when she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling at her, being under anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk, in turn, he was staring at her face which started turning blue.
She was raising her hand trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died...
The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw Peter working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner......
If you were thinking that Peter became a doctor, it's because you have been watching too many Indian movies, serials or have read too many motivational fowarded messages...😂
Peter is Peter . 😆
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PLACES OF INDIA : Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on..🚶 That's MUMBAI..😒 Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. The first two get together and beat him up..🔨 That's CHENNAI. Scenario 3 : Two guys fighting and third guy comes from a nearby house and says "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else." 🏠 That's BANGALORE.. 😉 Scenario 4 : Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends..😜 You are definitely in GOA...🏊🏄 Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.. 📲 Now 50 guys are fighting.. You are in PUNJAB.😖 Scenario 6 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.. 🔫💣 You are in BIHAR.. Scenario 7 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and finds if his caste then beat other caste guy Then you are in Andhra Pradesh😳😳 Ultimate Scenario: Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there ☕ That's KERALA.🌴👳😎 😄👌👌😄
'C O N D O M S'
कल्पना करो यदि Top Brands भी Condoms बेचने शुरु करदें तो उन्हे अपनी प्रचलित Tag Line भी नहीं बदलनी पङेंगी।
रातभर ढ़िशुम ढिशुम......
यह है हमारा सुरक्षा चक्र..
Extra Rubber Extra Mileage..
आह से आहा तक..
जोर का झटका धीरे से लगे ..
'Godrej' Hair Dye Condom:
काटो खोलो और लगालो.
बुझाए Only प्यास बाकी All बकवास
'Tata Sky' Condom:
इसको लगा डाला तो Life झिगांलाला..
The Best One..
एक टपकती बूंद आपकी किस्मत बदल सकती है...!😀😀😀
In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a mental patient or not?
Dr: Well..we'd fill a bathtub🛁 with water & then give
a glass &
to the patient & ask them to empty the bathtub🛁.
Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket coz its bigger.
Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"
You also thought of the bucket, didn't you?? Please go to bed No. 40 ! 😋😛😝
Forward quickly... There are still some beds available !!😜😜😜
a perfect philosopher realizes this world is nothing but our sensitivities.
If one can experience the state of nothingness his life will be more boring than anything to live it.
It went absolutely smooth and without any sort of ridiculous questions.
When prof. Rathore was asking me how could some detail in a old painting got restored even when there is not much of the required information available surrounding it?
Then I tried to convince him that there are few pixels of information and high fidelity enough to force the inpainting mechanism. Meanwhile Prof. Pravir Dutt intervened and said, he is not doubting your results but he is giving kudos to your model.
Then I somewhat relaxed my thinking process.
Are you interested in buying something important to you.
The shopper tagged it at X price.
If the shopper agrees to sell you at X-1 price after long negotiations, will you be happy?
of course but...
And when you have to sell the same to me what is the value Y you are going tag to your reselling item?
If I am willing to buy it at Y-1 only then what would you be doing?
Surely, you keep your Y higher than others X. But who fixed that X? Do you think your X was indeed the smart price when you are buying it?
Even the the farmer, movie maker or scientist don't know that.
P. S. Plz don't get confused, I am writing this to understand where am I exactly in understanding the flow of money and it's children.
I don't understand why Americans stopped using only coffee than tea, And continuing every other tradition of UK whether it can be language, metric system, international policy, racism, war crimes, literature, food culture, business mindset.....
P. S. but French tradition of keep right on vehicle traffic was slowly adopted star by star.
ప్రధాన సమస్య పుచ్చుపళ్ళు.
పుచ్చుపళ్ళకి కారణం పళ్ళకి రక్షణగా ఉండే ఎనామిల్ అరగటం.
ఎనామిల్ పొర దెబ్బతింటే పన్నుని నాశనం చేయటం క్రిములకి తేలిక.
ఎనామిల్ పొరను నాసనం చేసేవి ఏవి?
ఫ్రక్టోజ్, సుక్రోజ్, నికోటిన్, కెఫ్ఫైన్
ఈ మూలకాలు ఎందులో ఎక్కువ ?
తీపి పదార్థాలు, కమర్షియల్ డ్రింక్, కాఫీ, టీ, గుట్కా, సిగరెట్...
ఇవి విపరీతంగా వాడే బుర్రున్న గాడిదలు ఎవరు ?
1.to predict the suicidal tendency Farmers I need lot of field data.
Now I have to start campaign for this cause on online and for the data collection to feed the neural network models.
2. to get the details of affected families due to drunkard husbands and force andhra govt to stop liquor based politics.
just like the averaging formula our life does not change much with fewer new entries.
if you really wish to reform your life from the routine you have to forget all the data you achieved since childhood and start learning new data points with fresh averaging formula.
But do you have that guts to disregard what you have acquired so far in terms of degrees money fame expertise.?
ఎలాగైనా కాపులను రెచ్చగొట్టి కమ్మ ప్రభుత్వాన్ని అస్థిరపరచాలనే కుట్ర కనపడుతుంది.
కమ్మ ప్రభుత్వం నడుస్తున్న సమయంలో ఇలాంటి పిచ్చిపని వారికి చేసే అవసరం నాకైతే కనపడట్లేదు.
మరి వంగవీటి రాధాకృష్ణ ఉన్న వైసార్ కాంగ్రెసు జగన్ అంతటి వెర్రి పనికి సాహసించలేడు.
మరి ఎవడు వాడు?