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Indian states jokes

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PLACES  OF INDIA : Scenario 1 : Two guys are  fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on..🚶 That's MUMBAI..😒 Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. The first two get together and beat him up..🔨 That's CHENNAI. Scenario 3 : Two guys fighting and third guy comes from a nearby house and says "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else." 🏠 That's BANGALORE.. 😉 Scenario 4 : Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends..😜 You are definitely in GOA...🏊🏄 Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.. 📲 Now 50 guys are fighting.. You are in PUNJAB.😖 Scenario 6 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.. 🔫💣 You are in BIHAR.. Scenario 7 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and finds if his caste then beat other caste guy Then you are in Andhra Pradesh😳😳 Ultimate Scenario: Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there ☕ That's KERALA.🌴👳😎 😄👌👌😄

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