About this blog

I feel this blog as a reflection of my thoughts to myself , and sometimes as a public diary, and the is my only friend to share my thoughts who says never a "oh no! ,you shouldn't....That is boring...."

Husband wife satires jokes

Short Facts......

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Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby :  "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town 😄

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
       (1) Mobile
       (2) Automobile
       (3) TV
       (4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in his neighbourhood 😉

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! 😷

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again. 😇

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.😜😜😜

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them

          
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day😂
        

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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....😜😜
          
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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument....😆😜
          
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!😜 😜😆😜

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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...

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