About this blog

I feel this blog as a reflection of my thoughts to myself , and sometimes as a public diary, and the is my only friend to share my thoughts who says never a "oh no! ,you shouldn't....That is boring...."

Husband wife satires jokes

Short Facts......

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Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby :  "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town 😄

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
       (1) Mobile
       (2) Automobile
       (3) TV
       (4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in his neighbourhood 😉

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! 😷

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again. 😇

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.😜😜😜

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them

          
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day😂
        

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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....😜😜
          
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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument....😆😜
          
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!😜 😜😆😜

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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...

English grammer jokes

Murdering English:
              
🌀 *From  Administrative Departments:      Bengaluru in 1996* :                                                    As my mother-in-law has expired and I m the only one responsible for it,Please grant me 10 days leave.

🌀 *Maharashtra in 2005:*
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave."
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🌀 *Jharkhand in 2000*
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to cut my son's head  in Gaya, please leave me for two days.

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🌀 *From another Administration Dept,Gujarat in 2007:*
🌀An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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🌀 *Another leave application found in Bihar in the year 2005*
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday for me."
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🌀A leave application to a Principal in *Jamshedpur in 2006*:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache and the headache is paining,Please grant me one day leave
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🌀Leave application found in *Kolkata in 2014*:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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🌍 *Another seen on the cover note while applying for a job in 1999:*
"Dear Sir,with reference to the above employment circular number,Please refer to my bottom.
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😤Another funny Letter found in *Bhubaneswar in 2016*:
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.
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Kindly Laugh to stay healthy, stay fit..

కుక్క మేక మందు ముక్క joke

ఓ తాగుబోతు ... ఫ్రెండ్స్ కోసం పార్టీ ని బయట ఏర్పాటు చేసి.  .ఇంట్లో వున్నా మేకని ... ఎవరికీ తెలీకుండా ... ఎత్తుకెళ్లి పార్టీ చేసాడు.

రాత్రి అంతా .....  పార్టీ లో బాగా మస్త్ మజా చేసాడు ఫ్రెండ్స్ తో...... చాలా ఎంజాయ్ చేసారు అందరూ

ఉదయన్నే హుషారుగా ... సంత్రుప్తిగా ఇంటికెళ్లాడు...

ఆరుబయటే  నిలబడి పోయాడు ఆశ్ఛర్యo తో... ఇంటిముందర గుంజకి కట్టి వున్న మేకని చూసి ....

లోపలికె వెళ్ళి .... భార్య తో

భర్త : " మేక ఎక్కడ నుండి వచ్చింది ? "

భార్య : " మేక సంగతి తరువాత .... రాత్రి నుండీ ... మన కుక్క కనిపించడం లేదు. ముందు ఆ సంగతి చూడండి "

Wife Husband Dog joke

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both  rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! 😝
(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) 😊

Don't laugh loud ---- 😃
The extended version  says...
Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!!!🤣🤣😂😂😜😜😝😝😛😛
Good Luck

అంటరానితనంపై వ్యంగ్యం

ఇదివరకు రోజుల్లో అగ్ర కులాల వారంతా కలసికట్టుగా మాల మాదిగలను , కొండ , అడవి జాతులను అంటరానివారిగా ఈసడించారు.
  మరి ఈరోజుల్లో బ్రాహ్మణులు తక్క మిగతా వారంతా అస్పృశ్యతను చాలా వరకు వదిలేసినారు.
   ఇప్పటికీ నిష్ఠ , మడి అంటూ ఆ బావిలోనే బ్రతికే వారు ఈ కాలపు అసలైన అంటరానివారైయ్యారు.

Android games I enjoyed so far

Ray trace Lite
Mekorama
Wheels
Infinity
Atomas
Catapult
Euclidea
Pythogorea
Shortest path
Sudoku
Badminton
Machinery

Mathematicians who believe in the idea of GOD are fools

The title is true.

Why god doesn't exist ?

Proof is as follows..
Suppose everything in the universe is due to someone called GOD.
Then there must be something which is responsible for the existence of GOD, and that something is a superpower to GOD.
This argument follows up the power hierarchy ladder infinitely.

So there must be infinite number of Gods, which contradicts our first assumption that everything is due to GOD.

This proves no super thing is responsible for the whole or part of universe.

Hence the idea like God can not be true.

Evolving brain

The one which knows counting knows to accumulate.
A brain will evolve only if it can count.

What causes noise {uniform}in the data.

Probably due to the quantization effect on the physical factors involved in the combined measurement.