ఒక్క భోజనంలో ఏమేమి చెప్పగలవు?

 ఒకటి కాదు muudu  చెప్తాను .
నువ్వు ఎలా ఆలోచిస్తావో నీ చుట్టూ ఉన్న ప్రపంచాన్ని కుడా అలాగే చూస్తావు..    

DO creatures other than Humans Talk??

Want to test it through my signal processing skills.
1) To find patterns in the sounds made by birds and other insects.
2) To find the distribution of noise in a single persons unique answer to a same question.
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I am indifferent from a corrupt government employee

Here in IIT,
    I see everyday , the mess workers , Hostel sanity workers and Security guards .They work nearly 8 hours a day for a mere monthly wage of 5-6k .But I am taking from Indian government without any shame a sum of 16k per month for a lazy unaccounted work.

I paid bribe So I ate a Tit.

Indian Railways coolies have taught  me this lesson,twice.
1) in 2009, on part of journey to Bombay for an interview, I paid Rs 400 in advance to a TTI for a sleeper berth at Secunderabad Junction Railway Station. He skipped me some how but later I was fined Rs 200 again by other TTI's and was sent to General compartment for the unfulfilled retreat. 
2) Very Recently, at New Delhi Railway Station , for a seat reserved by a platform coolie in General compartment , I paid 50 in advance. He made me to rush into that crowd and told me to reach a window seat.
 Heroically I got in; Now I can't see him anywhere and my seat too.(How naughty boy :D)
    Yes, He has done his Duty as a Respectable Indian ,as I did . :P
Moral of the Story: Pay Bribe ,Get your reward ! 
                                     Shortcuts are the most ugliest routes.
                                         Never pay-out before being served.

Flattery is the food of fools

But I look at it as a big Magic-tool.
Coz: we think of ourselves that we are not THE fools.
So this weapon of flattery is always at our quiver to try.
cheers