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కొంచెం స్పీడ్ ఎక్కువే !
row rank equals column rank!
This is the beauty of mathematics.
It is hard to predict this relationship. but math has that charm in it that it is revealed when you do the paper work.
grown son jokes
Could not resist sending this........
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up, “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “Awww Mom! I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON :
“One, all the children hate me.
Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “ OK. You give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM :
One,
you are FIFTY-TWO years old,
And should understand your responsibilities.
And...
Two.....
You are the PRINCIPAL of the school!"
😂😄😁😜
classic indian movie joke
Once upon a time ..a small boy named Peter lived in a tiny Moroccan village.
All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy, Peter"...
One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...
The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son out from that school. she even shifted to another city ...
25 years later, that teacher got a cardio disorder and all the doctors advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform..
Left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful ...
when she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling at her, being under anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk, in turn, he was staring at her face which started turning blue.
She was raising her hand trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died...
The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw Peter working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner......
If you were thinking that Peter became a doctor, it's because you have been watching too many Indian movies, serials or have read too many motivational fowarded messages...😂
Peter is Peter . 😆
Indian states jokes
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PLACES OF INDIA : Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on..🚶 That's MUMBAI..😒 Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. The first two get together and beat him up..🔨 That's CHENNAI. Scenario 3 : Two guys fighting and third guy comes from a nearby house and says "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else." 🏠 That's BANGALORE.. 😉 Scenario 4 : Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends..😜 You are definitely in GOA...🏊🏄 Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.. 📲 Now 50 guys are fighting.. You are in PUNJAB.😖 Scenario 6 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.. 🔫💣 You are in BIHAR.. Scenario 7 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and finds if his caste then beat other caste guy Then you are in Andhra Pradesh😳😳 Ultimate Scenario: Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there ☕ That's KERALA.🌴👳😎 😄👌👌😄
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