Trump vs Kim jong joke on sun

North Korea and USA, who's smarter?

Breaking news – in more ways than one 🙂

Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!
A reporter said - "But the sun is too hot. How can your man land on the sun?”
There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.
Kim Jong-Un quietly answered "We will land at night”.
The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause.

Back in Washington, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference.
When Trump heard what Kim said, he sneered - "What an idiot. Everybody knows there’s no sun at night."
His cabinet and everyone working in the White House broke into thunderous applause.

boss secretary joke

Boss hired a sexy secretary; 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office…….

Police: Who was there at that time in the room?
Secretary: I was there.
Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide?
Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for $20,000 then he bought me a diamond necklace for $150,000 then he bought me a diamond ring for $50,000.
Today he asked me to spend the night with him.
I told him I charge $100 a night....and he just went to the window and jumped!

Moral: Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing...

22km walking trail in 4 hrs for trekking practice

This is to prepare for the forthcoming Goecha La Trek on oct 15th 2017

mi band stats for every km.

somebody sent me this information regarding competitive examinations

Useful  Websites for UPSC Civil Services / State Civil Services Exam Online Preparation:

1. *ClearIAS.com*
2. *cleariasexam.com*
3. *Mrunal.org*
4. *gktoday.in*
5. *insightsonindia.com*
6. *visionias.wordpress.com*
7. *IASexamportal.com*
8. *halfmantr.com*
9. *swapsushias.blogspot.in*
10. *iaspassion.com*
11. *iasscore.in*
12. *iaskracker.com*
13. *jagranjosh.com*
14. *UPSCguide.com*
15. *CivilServiceIndia.com*
16. *ias100.in*
17. *jeywin.com*
18. *civilsdaily.com*
19. *onlinegk.com*
20. *iasaspirants.com*
21. *iaspaper.in*
22. *iasexams.com*
23. *tcyonline.com*
24. *testfunda.com*
25. *byjusclasses.com*
26. *Unacademy. com*

IAS Forum Websites
1. *iasforums.com*
2. *upscforums.com*
3. *forumias.com*
4. *indianofficer.com*
5. *interviewprep4ias.com*
6. *upscdiscussions.com*

IAS Toppers Blogs
1. *thesupermanreturns.wordpress.com*
2. *rijubafna.com*
3. *youtube.com/user/unacademy*
4. *lohitmatani.wordpress.com*
5. *iasdream.com*
6. *jhinujha.wordpress.com*

Apart from the above mentioned list of IAS online coaching websites (free and paid), it is advised to refer selected websites from Indian Government and NGOs as mentioned below.
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Useful Government Websites For Civil Service Preparation *

1. *ncert.nic.in* – Download NCERT Texts as PDF.
2. *nios.ac.in* – Download NIOS Online Materials.
3. *egyankosh.ac.in* – Download IGNOU Books.
4. *yojana.gov.in* – Download Yojana and Kurukshetra Magazines.
5. *upsc.gov.in* – Official Website of UPSC.
6. *pib.nic.in* – Press Information Bureau Website, for government updates.
7. *prsindia.org* – PRS Website for tracking bills in Parliament.
8. *idsa.in* – IDSA website for Defense and Foreign relations.
9. *gatewayhouse.in* – Indian Council for Global relations.
10. *envfor.nic.in* – Ministry of Environment and Forests.
11. *mea.gov.in* – Ministry of External Affairs.
12. *indiabudget.nic.in* – Download Budget and Economic Survey.
13. *ptinews.com* – Press Trust of India.
14. *pdgroup.upkar.in* – Pratiyogita Darpan Magazine.
15. *ibef.org* – India Brand Equity Foundation for economy and business.
16. *vikaspedia.in* – Knowledge initiative by InDG.
17. *makeinindia.com* – Make in India initiative for manufacturing related info.

అమ్మో ఆడాళ్లు ! joke

_*👧చిన్ని సరదా*_

_ఓ ఫ్లైట్ ప్రమాదంలో పడింది!_

_అందులో ఉన్న 11 మంది ఓ *తాడు పట్టుకొని వేలాడుతున్నారు!*_

_అందులో 10 మంది మగాళ్లూ ఓ మహిళ ఉంది!_

_ఆ తాడు కూడా తెగిపోయేలా ఉంది!_

_ఎవరో ఒకరు తాడు వదిలేస్తే మిగిలిన 10 మంది సేఫ్ అన్నాడు అందులో ఒకడు._

_"సరే నేను మహిళను. మా జీవితంలో మీ కుటుంబాల కోసం మా జీవితాన్నే త్యాగం చేసాం!_
_"మేం తినీ తినకుండా రోజంతా గాడిద చాకిరీ చేస్తున్నాం!_ _పిల్లల బాధ్యతనంతా మేమే మోస్తున్నాం!_
_సరే నేనే తాడు వదిలేస్తున్నా!_
_కనీసం చివరగా ఇప్పుడైనా నన్ను చప్పట్లతో అభినందించండి అని వేడుకుంది!!"_

_కరిగిపోయిన 10 మంది మగాళ్లూ టపాటపా చప్పట్లు కొట్టారు!!_

_*😄 అమ్మో ఆడాళ్లు!*_